But I have no idea what that means!
Strange things have happened to my house:
1. There is a tree growing in the computer room with bright lights on it and things underneath that smell GOOD! I got told off when I tried to have a closer look at the nice smelling things so I have decided not to try that again. I am hearing lots of "good boy"s now :o) I love being told that I'm a good boy.
2. There are cards alllllllllll over the place and boy are they yummy! That's my noo trick but nobody seems to be very impressed with it. I've been practising it for ages. It's just not fair. I love cards.
3. There are lots and lots of nice smelling foody things in the house and I am managing to persuade everybody to give me little bits of them now and again. Mummy says that I will need to be going on a D-I-E-T after Christmas because I am a lardy bum, but she isn't worrying about it at the moment because she is sad that Bearthecollie isn't here for Christmas whilst being very happy that I am. I think she loves me a little bit. I love my Mummy almost as much I love the food.
Very exciting news is that Nanny and Grumpy are coming to stay at our house tonight. I love Nanny. And tomorrow night we are all going on holiday to Nanny and Grumpy's house! I love Nanny's house.
I got a present!! Mummy says that it's an early Christmas present and it must be from Santa because there was no label on it. It wasn't even covered in paper or anything! I found it sitting in the middle of the park just waiting for me to find it. It is a football. It is a bit flat but I can carry it easy like that. My very own football! Aren't I a lucky boy?? I love my football.
Ooooh!! I hear crisp packets!! I have to go, but I hope that you all have a very lovely Christmas.
Love from Bran